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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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