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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡
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