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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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