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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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