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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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