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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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