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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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