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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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