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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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