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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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