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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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