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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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