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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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