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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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