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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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