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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗
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