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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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