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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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