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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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