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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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