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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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