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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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