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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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