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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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