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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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