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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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