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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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