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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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