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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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