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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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