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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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