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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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