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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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