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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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