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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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