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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘
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