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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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