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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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