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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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