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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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