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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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