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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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