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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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