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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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