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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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