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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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