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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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