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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁
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