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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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