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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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