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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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